"Person of Few Words" Strength: Mix one part water with one part Communication Energizer and apply to the reluctant communicator. "Cat Got Your Tongue" Strength: Combine two parts Communication Energizer with one part cold water and spray fog mist to energize the speaker. "Marcel Marso" Strength: Mix undiluted Communication Energizer and apply in small amounts. For best results wait until the person has a chance to speak before reapplying Communication Energizer.

Warning: Communication may be new for the other person so apply Communication Energizer in small doses. Those not used to expressing themselves may experience shortness of breath and rectal discomfort.

Note: For best results express clear thoughts in a non-threatening manner that respects the other person. Listen as much as you talk. Always consider the position of the other person. Communication is intimidating to some people.

INGREDIENTS: 250 mg of Open Dialogue, Vocabulary Multiplier, Compassion Extract, Discernment for the Best Words, Courage #356, Understanding and Listening Motivation.

"Get It Done" Strength: Mix one part water with one part Homework Energizer and apply to the individual . "Learn a Lot" Strength: Combine two parts Homework Energizer with one part cold water and spray fog mist to energize your student. "Super Achievement" Strength: Mix undiluted Homework Energizer with Whining Repellent and wait. Repeat process until desired results are achieved.

Warning: Apply liberal amounts of Homework Energizer to the student. Repeat process as needed. Laboratory tests have shown Homework Energizer to increase the energy level in students. Side effects include surprise, exacerbation, groans and minor agitation.

Note: For best results schedule time from your busy day to focus solely on homework. Turn off distractions such as radio and television and find a quiet place to work and study. Be consistent.

INGREDIENTS: Discipline Extract, I,Q, Multiplier, 450mg of Whining Repellent, 1000mg of Wake-UP Energizer, Thirst for Knowledge Solution #326, Phone Call Neutralizer and Procrastination Dissolver.

Fine Mist Strength: Adjust nozzle to "Fine Mist Strength" and squeeze gently. Enjoy the cool moist mist. Droplet Strength: Adjust Nozzle setting between "Straight Stream" and "Fine Mist" before squeezing the trigger. Hurricane Strength: Fill the Rain Simulator bottle with water and adjust nozzle setting to "straight stream". Then combine rapid squeezes of the trigger with a strong blowing effort from your mouth.

Warning: Applying large quantities of Rain Simulator may result in increased vegetation and cooler temperatures. Consider using fine mist spray when applying to delicate plants and people. For best results use pure water and apply as needed.

Note: For best results fill Rain Simulator bottle with water and spray vegetation. Rain Simulator may also be sprayed on self to simulate the cooling effects of precipitation. Do not spray in a manner that may cause damage to self or others.

INGREDIENTS: Powder water with wetting solution, Rain Dance #468, Images of Large Clouds, Rain Forest Accelerator, Precipitation Extract, Natural Rain Drop Enhancer, Mist Generator, 2500 mg. of Condensing Agent, and Droplet Creator #8.

"Fun" Strength: Mix one part water with one part Relationship Energizer and apply to the individual . "Spice Things Up" Strength: Combine two parts Relationship Energizer with one part cold water and spray fog mist to energize your partner. "It's a Wonderful Life" Strength: Mix undiluted Relationship Energizer and apply liberally to both parties. Consider deep follow-up conversation.

Warning: Apply liberal amounts of Relationship Energizer to your special someone in order to create a fun, light hearted forum to explore your relationship. Consider purchasing two Relationship Energizer Dispensers - one for each of you and have twice the fun and produce twice the effect.

Note: For best results schedule time from your busy schedule in order to devote sole attention to the one you love. Speak with kindness and invest in the happiness of your relationship. Relationship Energizer is designed to be used in copious amounts over the life of the relationship.

INGREDIENTS: Playful Enthusiasm, Relationship Extract, Touch of Kindheartedness, Motivation to Listen, Caring, Love Extract, and 425 mg of Concern and Passion for the Other Person.

"Get Up" Strength: Mix one part water with one part Wake Up Energizer and apply to the sleeper . "Sleeping In" Strength: Combine two parts Wake Up Energizer with one part cold water and spray fog mist to energize the sleeper "You're Wasting Your Life" Strength: Mix undiluted Wake Up Energizer with two table spoons of Lazy Ass Repellent and apply in copious amounts. For best results lift the blankets and shoot a heavy stream into the shorts of the sleeper.

Warning: Consistent use of this product may cause grumpiness and ill will towards the dispenser of Wake-Up Energizer. The use of cold water may further exacerbate the tension. Consider applying product from long distances.

Note: For best results go to bed earlier than normal. Schedule an appropriate amount of sleep for the next day's activities. Further increase endurance and energy through a sound diet and consistent exercise program.

INGREDIENTS: Energy #101, Spirit to Embrace the Day, Intellect Stimulant, Moronic Preventer with Bioflavens, Gravity Neutralizer, Courage Extract and Passion for Success.

"Get It Done" Strength: Mix one part water with one part Yard work Energizer and apply to the individual. "Clean Up" Strength: Combine two parts Yard work Energizer with one part cold water and spray fog mist to energize your gardener. "Martha Stewart" Strength: Mix undiluted Yard work Energizer with Whining Repellent and wait. Repeat process until desired results are achieved.

Warning: Apply liberal amounts of Yard work Energizer to the prospective gardener. Repeat process as needed. Laboratory tests have shown Yard work Energizer to increase the energy level in gardeners. Side effects include surprise, exacerbation, groans and minor agitation.

Note: For best results schedule time from your busy day to focus solely on yard work. Use entertainment such as radio and IPod and find a shady place to start working. Don't give up and treat yourself to a cold beverage when the work is done.

INGREDIENTS: Yard Doctor Simulator, Green Thumb Extract, Grass Passion Solution #21, Visions of Bright Red Roses, Raking 101, Itch for Irrigation, and Gardner Motivator with Chlorophyll Spreader - Version 2.4.